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Showing posts with label holidays. Show all posts

Holiday Myths Dispelled

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It's December, and you know what that means. For quite a few of us, it's a time to take some time to celebrate with friends and family. In this way, the holidays bring presents, food and all sorts of memorable times. However, along with these things come several myths that seem to have persisted over the years. I'm going to attempt to dispel some of the secular ones; we don't all celebrate the same things, and a list of Christmas-related myths would probably take weeks to write. Here are some of the myths I've personally heard, and the truth behind them. 

-Poinsettia plants are poisonous. While they are certainly not something you want your children and/or pets to eat, they don't have the poison properties they are thought to have. They have a sap that tastes terrible and can make a pet sick, but they would have to eat about 500+ leaves in order for them to have any long-lasting effect. If you're concerned, put the plants out of reach.

-Suicides are higher during the holidays than any other time of the year. This doesn't hold up to statistical scrutiny. It's certainly understandable that someone might be more prone to depression during the colder months when it gets dark early, and people who are alone might feel bad when seeing all the happiness and 'togetherness' others have. However, studies have shown that suicide rates are much more related to mental illness than they are to any other external factor. The 'blues' I mention above are simply not the same thing as the clinical depression or bipolar that are behind many suicides because these disorders have a medical cause-a chemical imbalance in the brain that affects emotions and actions. Even though some of the depressive episodes associated with bipolar may come in the winter (as they do with me), they could come at any time of the year. It's the disorders, not the time of year, that are at work here.

In fact, some studies from the National Center for Health Statistics have shown that suicide rates are actually lower during December, possibly because of all the 'togetherness'! The cause hasn't been verified, though.

-Eating later in the day makes you gain weight. Yes, there are a lot of holiday parties and dinners in the evenings that serve all kinds of decadent food. But will you gain more weight by eating these things at night than you would during the day? The answer is no. While it makes sense to think that daytime might give you more time to 'burn off' the calories, weight gain comes from consuming more calories than you burn. Period. It doesn't matter what time of day.

-If you go outside without a coat or with wet hair, you'll get sick. I must confess I am guilty of this-I don't like coats and will often put my wet hair up in a clip rather than using a hair dryer. I've never gotten sick this way, and neither has anyone else. They'll definitely make you feel cold, but they won't make you catch one. The runny nose you might get from cold air is a completely different condition called 'vasomotor rhinitis'.

-New Years' Eve is the most dangerous time to drive. This is partly true. This myth is understandable when we think of all the drunken ways people bring in the new year, but it's actually not the night with the most fatalities. According to AAA, it's the night with the most deaths related to drunk driving, but not the most deaths total. That 'honor' goes to July 4. Either way, be careful.

I hope I've managed to dispel at least a few of the myths associated with the December holidays. What other urban legends have you heard?

Funny Christmas Songs

 
It may only be November, but it seems like people are already getting ready for Christmas. The decorations are out in the stores, and some radio stations have already started to play classic Christmas songs. As good as 'Silent Night' and 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' are, sometimes you want to hear something a little more...shall I say, spirited? For times like those, here are a few funny Christmas songs. Even if you don't celebrate the holiday, you can still get a laugh.

For starters, I can't think of anyone who doesn't get a kick out of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!

For those errant kids, here's a 'warning'-

I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy Are Mad
I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

The kid singing goes on to describe such dastardly deeds as making his little brother eat a bug and tying a knot in his sister's hair. Here's a link to the lyrics along with a quiet rendition of the song.


One 'environmentally-conscious' version of the song puts this spoken-word verse at the end:
I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas because I contributed to
The Greenhouse Effect which is melting polar ice caps.
We're melting the North Pole where Santa Claus lives-
He's mad.

Cute.
 
Of course, there's the classic '12 Days of Christmas'. A lot of people don't remember the original, but that could be because there are so many parody versions out there. Consider this one from comedian Jeff Foxworthy:

The song is funny on its own, but the video just adds to it.

Here's another one that has been played on radio stations around the country. You can ignore the video, but you have to hear the voices!
12 Pains of Christmas


I don't know if you're a fan of country music, but this one from Ray Stevens can make anyone laugh.

Santa Claus Is Watching You:

And, well, here's a snarky one that you might not want your kids to sing but that they've probably already heard from their friends.

Deck the halls with gasoline, Fa la la la la, la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam, fa la la la la, la la la la
Watch the school burn down to ashes, fa la la, la la la, la la la
Aren't you glad you played with matches, fa la la la la, la la la (blow)

I hope I've managed to give you a laugh. What are some funny Christmas songs you've heard?